Quick Funny Story

Saturday night, I fell asleep on my couch while watching football. I stayed there all night. Sunday morning I was woke up by the sound of metal rubbing together. It was my very silly 5 year old taking two of my race metals and rubbing them together. Next thing I know he puts them on my chest and screams "CLEAR".  Apparently, I was sleeping so good that he must have thought I was dead and my heart needed defribilating. I have no idea where he has seen this done before (I am sure it is from something on TV that I didn't see him watching).  Usually, I am a total grump in the morning but, this had me waking up hysterically laughing. 

Can't you see silly written all over his face?